A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference
between "potentially" and "realistically"?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn
from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up
the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million
dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."

Don't let Bush hold your kids. They can smell loser on him.