A straight man walks into a bar. Two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck?!?!" he says to himself, "Ah well...I really want a drink."

He walks over to the bar and sits down. The gay waiter approaches him and says to the man, "What's the name of your willy?"

The man says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan,'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The man looked dumbfounded, so the bartender says he will give him a few seconds to think it over.

The guy asks the gay man sitting to his left, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The puzzled man asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly applies,"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

A little shaken, the straight man turns to the two fella's on his right. both men were sharing a fruity Margarita together. the man asks, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....'Like a Rock!' with a wink!

After asking around, the man has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "Okay, The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the man a beer, but with a puzzled look. He asks,"Why Secret?"

The straight man says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"